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I received a Creature Survival Kit

-Hands Down the most elaborate invite I have ever received (all weddings included).  This Halloween Party Invitation came with a magnet “Save the Date.”  Also not shown, but enclosed in the box was a skull-bedazzled, petite multi-page booklet complete with spooky poetry, address, and additional info along with the nearest hotels. Box includes: Holy Water, VampireContinue reading “I received a Creature Survival Kit”

doctor’s office

So yesterday, whilst I sat in the lime green beach themed waiting room doctor’s office, I tried to drown out the sounds of yelling babies, disgruntled admin women and the close proximity of strangers with a new book.  I submerged my brain into it as much as one possibly can in awkward doctor offices type instances. I was sucked inContinue reading “doctor’s office”

For Fuck’s Sake

Because it sounds fantastic when I say that phrase.   I am feeling pretty mopey about the inequities of life in general plus two major downers: unemployed spouse, super-depressed offspring on Zoloft.  Wow, and you find Mz. Bone’s sans coping medication at this time as well.  *Disclaimer* Don’t worry boss I’m not going to kill myselfContinue reading “For Fuck’s Sake”

If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands.

Stream of consciousness.  Bored with everything.  Want to lose weight. Want to clean my house.  Need a hobby. I feel I am losing it slowly.  A person told me once that I never seemed pleased with anything it was always waiting for one thing and then when the one thing happened there was a newContinue reading “If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands.”