D'em Bones

Succulent Tongue Monster

marcibones — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 15:17:00 +0000

Found this bad boy featured at craftster.org

Obsessed with plants much? Trying to distract myself from my current bleakness. Don’t judge me.

All the cool kids at the office have these on their desks. Go be friends with them.

Rationalizing the Irrational

marcibones — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:30:51 +0000

7:23 am- I hop into the blue mini van, wearing black and white polka dot jammie bottoms, grey t-shirt (sans bra) brown corduroy jacket and no shoes. My hair is tied up in an orange-beaded elastic bracelet, I have no make up on. I am brazen with my acne and wrinkles as I make the rounds to the JR. and High School.

Random thoughts about my general ~~mal-content~~ depression, (fuck!) and past injustices keep flowing through me head. I hate driving. I hate that there is no gas in this thing. I hate being broke. I hate asking family for money. I hate staying home all day. I hate getting kids ready for school when they seem to move in a passive aggressive slow motion as if they were trapped inside a giant jello cup. It’s cold. I can’t see. The wiper blades on my van have gone bad and the one on the left resembles a black octopus; the black plastic has split so many times that black string cheese softly smears water droplets into different water patterns that does shit for visibility.

More irrational thoughts. 1.5 microwave personal pizzas later and I am still in the same outfit without the jacket and the shoes. Therapy at 2. Wish I could wear what I am wearing there.

Succulent succulents that don’t suck.

marcibones — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:58:26 +0000

Expensive Chic Hipster Terrariums

http://www.aplusrstore.com/product.php?id=451&cid=85

http://www.shopgrounded.com/hanging-bubble-terrarium-with-air-plants-medium-p/gro-gm-m.htm

DIY Rum Bottle Terrrarium

http://www.stormthecastle.com/terrarium/rum-bottle-terrarium.htm

Pam, she is one slippery bitch

marcibones — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 22:32:26 +0000

http://www.pamcookingspray.com/index.jsp

Use sparingly.

I do not like to keep most things to myself

marcibones — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 18:16:45 +0000

I like to shoot confetti cannons of joy on everyone I know, when I have good news, unfortunately whether it be good timing or not. I will also call you and play the smallest violin in the world to discuss all of my woes. I will text you at inappropriate times with inappropriate descriptions of my mental state and the intense emotions I feel for those who have wronged me.

“Hello, my turtle, our pet of 8 years, is currently decomposing in the backyard.

I turned his tank into a terrarium filled with succulents and then emptied it because everyone thought it was his burial place.

Now, 10 cent gold fish inhabit Reef’s former glass prison.

Oh yeah, I lost my job and gained 102 pounds.

Did I tell you my kids were frick’n geniuses? K, TTYL8R -Love you, Bye!”

And now this: a terrarium in a light bulb. Because light bulbs are not just for crack anymore. http://thehipsterho.me/2010/01/how-to-make-a-tiny-terrarium-in-a-light-bulb/

Clever bot seems to be very negative about my job search. I’m not going to let that phase me.

marcibones — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 17:49:45 +0000

How much will they pay me?

On Christmas people give each other gifts, you don’t pay for gifts. Its a sign of friendship.

What will my new boss be like?

The singularity will be like Stalin.

Fuck me.

But I don’t have a body.

I received a Creature Survival Kit

marcibones — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 04:55:38 +0000

-Hands Down the most elaborate invite I have ever received (all weddings included). This Halloween Party Invitation came with a magnet “Save the Date.” Also not shown, but enclosed in the box was a skull-bedazzled, petite multi-page booklet complete with spooky poetry, address, and additional info along with the nearest hotels.

Box includes: Holy Water, Vampire Stake, Mirror to identify undead, silver bullets for werewolves, and matches for a mini torch.

**God Damn Honey, that right there is some serious Martha Stewart Shit (in “Jules” from Pulp Fiction voice*).**

Shit yeah, I’m going.

* Gourmet Shit

Occupying the New Job

marcibones — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 01:58:26 +0000

Thom and I spent Saturday morning protesting corporate greed with the other 99%. It was an awesome experience. We went to Occupy Long Beach and then when I got home, was delighted to learn that the Occupy Movement was all across So Cal: Occupy Orange, Occupy Costa Mesa, Occupy Irvine, and huger still Occupy LA. In fact people were “occupying” all over the US.

Next Protest- Thom and I will join the International Day of Action

via OccupyLA http://occupylosangeles.org

Started my new job today. Sent the following text to a few friends: First day was awesome-nie people. No psycho abuse. I knew exactly what I was doing from beginning to end. Actually have a training Agenda for the whole week. Imagine that?!

Good Things are stirring up.

Frosty Paws vs. Schweddy Balls

marcibones — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 18:19:35 +0000

Whilst in the grocery store, I just happened about this bizarre tiny freezer so innocently tucked in between bags of crunchy kibble and canned brown mush.

What kinda shit is this?

Stupid.

Hello?! Diabetes are best left for us humans.

Go buy some Ben and Jerry’s if you must inject your dog with sugar.

Then at lease you could share.

Can’t wait to try these: http://www.benjerry.com/flavors/feature/schweddy/

Schweddy Balls for the win!!

What are you going to be for Halloween?

marcibones — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 15:32:14 +0000

I am very, very proud of this feat. I feel like I climbed a mountain. I was talking with the OCHSA kids on the way to school and asking them what they were going to be for Halloween. Sam and his friend, Matt are not so much interested in the dressing up thing anymore. The new girl, who’s conservatory is dance, was excitedly talking about what she could be. Sam joined in and mentioned someone came to school in a very large box, as a vending machine (and was selling soda to boot). So I was telling her how last year at work there were a group of people dressed as M&M’s.

Bam! I declared, I am going to be NERDS! I googled the costume and a cute couple had the idea last year

Ah Ha, I can do this.

TADA! I am one happy nerd!