Filed under: Life, unspeakable, work | Tags: I quit this bitch, jobs, quittin' time
So it’s been a week since I walked into work and my boss went all (Like Andy would say,)”Twisted Sister”
on me. I was like “
Boss?!
Anyway. I put the job behind me last Monday.
Shocked the shit out of my co-workers. I guess they didn’t think I had the balls.
Here’s to dignity and it’s rewards.
Zap!
Never ever have the conversation with work associates on which person you would sleep with if…blah, blah, blah. You know how girls talk. Married, Single, Almost Married alike. We’re all talking about sex. Well, when co-works announce the results of said survey, Yikes! Mild embarrassment ensues. That doesn’t happen at your work? Well I work in a small office.
I’m not sure if guys do this at all but, I’ve had friends bold face ask me, (in front of her spouse) if I perform oral on my spouse. The answer she received lead her to believe that was the key to our successful 12 year marriage. Men, they don’t talk about sex. They just look at it on the internet.
Here’s my sex ad:
Oh yes I did. YES I DID! As you can see a partial of the left eyeball is still intact. The brain is still covered in it’s thick dura mater so you are not able to see the familiar squiggly gyri. Yes and it is indeed thick as my fellow student and science sufferer, struggled as she cut it away.
Little thing hanging on the bottom? That would be the cerebellum and the medulla oblongata.
When you slice open the cerebellum there is a nice pretty pattern of Arbor Vitae, which looks like white trees.
Yeah I wanted to take many more photos than I actually did. I did however get this one to my professor’s disgust.
It’s kinda blurred but, this would be a big red bucket labeled “Animal Waste.” Yeah, it’s just a big pile of sheep brains.
