“Girl, You look like you just got off work”

I  like my new job.  I signed a three page job description yesterday.  So now I guess I can say “That’s not in my job description.”   Ha Ha.

Yesterday, I went home from lunch in full work garb.  I’m talking black panty hoes (that I had to sit on the bed and hurl my legs in the air to get the things on, kinda things), knee lenth a-line skirt, striped black and grey blouse with Mary Jane heels.  I gotta kick off the heels and throw on some comfies while I feed the dog, deal with 3 fundraisers, etc, multi-task on my lunch break.  My comfies are huge pink target brand crocs.  I went back to work forgeting my heels.  Ugh, the embarrassment.  It was my go to school with no pants nightmare.  Here is some post-it art for your enjoyment.

Are you a Huricane or a Hurican’t?

So I was watching the tube whilst Horchata was at band practice. I was deciding if the weather lady was younger than me and couldn’t help but notice the name of the tropical storm she was referring to was Dolly. Dolly Parton (OG Big Boobs)has this song on this huge target ad right now. And I’m thinking, who name these storms?

The National Hurricane Center

names them.

Come to find out there are not only named for this year but the names of storms up to 2013 have been publicly released. Why the Hell couldn’t they have done something about Katrina 5 years prior? Disturbing.

2008	2009	2010	2011	2012	2013
Arthur Bertha Cristobal Dolly Edouard Fay Gustav Hanna Ike Josephine Kyle Laura Marco Nana Omar Paloma Rene Sally Teddy Vicky Wilfred	Ana Bill Claudette Danny Erika Fred Grace Henri Ida Joaquin Kate Larry Mindy Nicholas Odette Peter Rose Sam Teresa Victor Wanda	Alex Bonnie Colin Danielle Earl Fiona Gaston Hermine Igor Julia Karl Lisa Matthew Nicole Otto Paula Richard Shary Tomas Virginie Walter	Arlene Bret Cindy Don Emily Franklin Gert Harvey Irene Jose Katia Lee Maria Nate Ophelia Philippe Rina Sean Tammy Vince Whitney	Alberto Beryl Chris Debby Ernesto Florence Gordon Helene Isaac Joyce Kirk Leslie Michael Nadine Oscar Patty Rafael Sandy Tony Valerie William	Andrea Barry Chantal Dorian Erin Fernand Gabrielle Humberto Ingrid Jerry Karen Lorenzo Melissa Nestor Olga Pablo Rebekah Sebastien Tanya Van Wendy

Tell Tale sign

Or Tell Tail sign of cat pregnancy, Pink nipples.

Cat Pregnancy Calendar

Date of mating	Nipples get pink	Birth expected
January 1	January 22	March 7
January 5	January 26	March 11
January 9	January 30	March 15
January 13	February 3	March 19
January 17	February 7	March 23
January 21	February 11	March 27
January 25	February 15	March 31
January 29	February 19	April 4
February 2	February 23	April 8
February 6	February 27	April 12

Bone Boobs

Artist unknown

Merry Titmas

Who does not want to go with me to the breast art show in town!

I think Horchata’s band is playing the night before.

December 8th 6650 Hollywood Boulevard, 8-12 midnight.

What a wonderful weekend before my birthday. Tralala!~ Who’s down?

Grassy Lady Lumps

Boobs, they’re everywhere. Location unknown.

Faster than a speeding bullet

Ah Superman, that’s not that fast anymore. Neo from the Matrix has got you beat. So does Google for that matter. Thanks to the super powers of the internet the artist who did this fabulous piece, Miriam Martinez was able to locate my blog. We were in The Mermaid Art show together over the summer (More Liberating than a double Mastectomy.) Such coolness. Unfortunately she was unable to attend the show so I thought I would post some photos of the party at Cactus Gallery. Well my friend Pretty Lush had her camera handy as I had forgotten mine. She had even plugged my show in her blog for beer’s sake. Her are photos of the evening.

Pole Dancer? I don’t even know her!

Cross-eyed Tits

You gotta have a helluva lot of self esteem or do shit load of drugs if you are going to get up on the pole. Yeah, Yeah Marci’s first time in a strip club. Imagine that. Hearing two guys spout the breast commentary and full body critique a few feet away from these girls was kinda painful. I winced a few times. There was an audible moan of disappointment when a hot chick took her bikini top off to reveal two lumpy, cross-eyed tits. “Bad job, bad job” Disapproving head shakes.

Nuclear Power Plant

Wow, this one isn’t quite as understated as the other buildings.