-Hands Down the most elaborate invite I have ever received (all weddings included).  This Halloween Party Invitation came with a magnet “Save the Date.”  Also not shown, but enclosed in the box was a skull-bedazzled, petite multi-page booklet complete with spooky poetry, address, and additional info along with the nearest hotels.

Box includes: Holy Water, Vampire Stake, Mirror to identify undead, silver bullets for werewolves, and matches for a mini torch.

God Damn Honey, that right there is some serious Martha Stewart Shit (in “Jules” from Pulp Fiction voice*).

Shit yeah, I’m going.  

* Gourmet Shit