So I am still unemployed after getting canned the day after my b-day and 9 before Christmas. I know, cry me a river. This means lots of internet. More over Pinterest. More over Redecorating.
Here is what I have done.
This includes stuffing books into an old fireplace because it looked cool.
And trying to cluster frames on the wall with out looking like an 80′s pack rat.
Lemme Know what you think because I am bored as shit!
Found this bad boy featured at craftster.org
Obsessed with plants much? Trying to distract myself from my current bleakness. Don’t judge me.
All the cool kids at the office have these on their desks. Go be friends with them.
7:23 am- I hop into the blue mini van, wearing black and white polka dot jammie bottoms, grey t-shirt (sans bra) brown corduroy jacket and no shoes. My hair is tied up in an orange-beaded elastic bracelet, I have no make up on. I am brazen with my acne and wrinkles as I make the rounds to the JR. and High School.
Random thoughts about my general mal-content depression, (fuck!) and past injustices keep flowing through me head. I hate driving. I hate that there is no gas in this thing. I hate being broke. I hate asking family for money. I hate staying home all day. I hate getting kids ready for school when they seem to move in a passive aggressive slow motion as if they were trapped inside a giant jello cup. It’s cold. I can’t see. The wiper blades on my van have gone bad and the one on the left resembles a black octopus; the black plastic has split so many times that black string cheese softly smears water droplets into different water patterns that does shit for visibility.
More irrational thoughts. 1.5 microwave personal pizzas later and I am still in the same outfit without the jacket and the shoes. Therapy at 2. Wish I could wear what I am wearing there.
Expensive Chic Hipster Terrariums
http://www.aplusrstore.com/product.php?id=451&cid=85
http://www.shopgrounded.com/hanging-bubble-terrarium-with-air-plants-medium-p/gro-gm-m.htm
DIY Rum Bottle Terrrarium
http://www.stormthecastle.com/terrarium/rum-bottle-terrarium.htm
http://www.pamcookingspray.com/index.jsp
Use sparingly.
I like to shoot confetti cannons of joy on everyone I know, when I have good news, unfortunately whether it be good timing or not. I will also call you and play the smallest violin in the world to discuss all of my woes. I will text you at inappropriate times with inappropriate descriptions of my mental state and the intense emotions I feel for those who have wronged me.
“Hello, my turtle, our pet of 8 years, is currently decomposing in the backyard.
I turned his tank into a terrarium filled with succulents and then emptied it because everyone thought it was his burial place.
Now, 10 cent gold fish inhabit Reef’s former glass prison.
Oh yeah, I lost my job and gained 102 pounds.
Did I tell you my kids were frick’n geniuses? K, TTYL8R -Love you, Bye!”
And now this: a terrarium in a light bulb. Because light bulbs are not just for crack anymore. http://thehipsterho.me/2010/01/how-to-make-a-tiny-terrarium-in-a-light-bulb/
| How much will they pay me? |
| On Christmas people give each other gifts, you don’t pay for gifts. Its a sign of friendship. |
| What will my new boss be like? |
| The singularity will be like Stalin. |
| Fuck me. |
| But I don’t have a body. |
Box includes: Holy Water, Vampire Stake, Mirror to identify undead, silver bullets for werewolves, and matches for a mini torch.
Thom and I spent Saturday morning protesting corporate greed with the other 99%. 
It was an awesome experience. We went to Occupy Long Beach and then when I got home, was delighted to learn that the Occupy Movement was all across So Cal: Occupy Orange, Occupy Costa Mesa, Occupy Irvine, and huger still Occupy LA. In fact people were “occupying” all over the US.
Next Protest- Thom and I will join the International Day of Action
via OccupyLA http://occupylosangeles.org
Started my new job today. Sent the following text to a few friends: First day was awesome-nie people. No psycho abuse. I knew exactly what I was doing from beginning to end. Actually have a training Agenda for the whole week. Imagine that?!
Good Things are stirring up.
Whilst in the grocery store, I just happened about this bizarre tiny freezer so innocently tucked in between bags of crunchy kibble and canned brown mush.
What kinda shit is this?
Stupid.
Hello?! Diabetes are best left for us humans.
Go buy some Ben and Jerry’s if you must inject your dog with sugar.
Then at lease you could share.
Can’t wait to try these: http://www.benjerry.com/flavors/feature/schweddy/
Schweddy Balls for the win!!
